"Global warming" is just a myth, I tell ya

It's Jan. 6, 2007...I'm in the northeastern United States...and it's 71 freakin' degrees outside!

As they say in cyberspace...WTF?

Let's just keep producing those greenhouse gases and get it over with.

Then again, if it continues to be 70-plus degrees in the Northeast during January and February the next few years, maybe someplace like the Meadowlands in East Rutherford, N.J. (which, according to the media, is actually "New York"), or Philadelphia will be awarded a Super Bowl.

Speaking of the Super Bowl...

E-A-G-L-E-S! EAGLES!